Good morning, Delhi!

I arrived at 1 am IST last night, in the middle of a blinding fog.  My notes from the trip are full of gibberish, things like, "WHY DOESN'T CHARLES DE GAULLE TURN ANY LIGHTS ON IN TERMINAL C" and "I feel like I'm in a dehumidifier".  They're mostly illegible.  The only thing I remember with any clarity is seeing two elephants walking in single file on the highway.  The taxi driver said, "Hey, it's the elephant Tour de France!"

So I guess it's real.  Oh my.

12:30 pm Update: Yes, it's definitely real.